Woohoo! I'm immune to everything!

I feel like Superman.

Went to the doctors yesterday and she made me immune to everything worth dying from. Yes you read that right. I am IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING. Not even Batman can say that...

First up was the jab for rabies. Basically the procedure had me bent over a table with my trousers down while a couple of dogs bit me on the butt. I'm not sure that was entirely necesary but the terriers were quite enjoyable. The Bull Mastiff was a bit much but ya know, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

I asked if I was the only one in the team who could actually get Yellow Fever, cos I'm the only one in the team who's yellow and I got a tetanus jab which basically means that I'm immune to being stabbed or something.

So now that I'm immune to everything I can safely travel without taking any precautions whatsoever and I can leave the bulletproof vest at home. Yay!

posted by Andytgeezer @ 2:01 AM